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大学英语听说教程III听力原文(Unit10)

2005-4-8

UNIT 10

Part B

Text 1

How to Get a Laugh

Gene Perret has been a joke writer for twenty years and has taken hundreds of flights. So he was only half listening when the air steward began going over the safety instructions. Suddenly Perret's ears stood up. 'There may be 50 ways to leave your lover,' the steward said, 'but there are only five ways to leave this airplane.' And then he added: 'Please return your seat to its upright and most uncomfortable position. Later you may lean back and break the knees of the passenger behind

you. '

Perret uses the air steward story to make a serious point: humor can catch someone's attention and get a message across. 'Some people can't tell a joke to save their lives,' says Perret, 'but everyone can learn to use humor effectively. The secret is developing your own style, learning a few tricks and taking the time to practice.'

The first step Perret recommends is to build up a “comedy collection”. Note down 25 jokes or stories that you find funny. Then work out whether you are better with stories or one-liners. Don't try to be what you're not. 'Matching people with the wrong material is like teaching a pig to sing,' Perret says. “It not only wastes your time, it annoys the pig.”

Look out for humor on a regular basis, not just before you intend to use it. Joke books are OK, but Perret suggests looking for material from your own experience. He tells a story about helping his little daughter prepare to perform a poem at her school. When he offered to write one for her, she said, “No, Dad, this is in front of the whole school. I'd rather it was good.” Nothing makes people feel more comfortable than self-critical humor.

Material should also fit the audience. 'The more humor fits a particular situation, the funnier it is,' Perret says. But Perret advises people to forget the idea that a speech should open and close with a joke. When a closing joke falls flat, it is almost impossible to recover.

Text 2

You're Under Arrest!

Fritz Kreisler, a world-famous Austrian-born American violinist, was once in Hamburg, Germany, waiting for a boat to take him to London, where he was to give a concert the following evening. With an hour until sailing time, he decided to stop and browse for a few minutes in a music shop he had noticed earlier in the day while roaming the streets of the city. In his comfortable old clothes for travel, he would have been difficult to recognize, except for the violin he carried under his arm.

When he entered the music shop the owner asked to see his violin. He examined it closely, and then disappeared. A few minutes later, he returned, accompanied by two policemen.

"You're under arrest," one of the policemen told Kreisler.

"Under arrest? What for?"

"You have Fritz Kreisler's violin."

"Of course I do. I am Fritz Kreisler."

"You Fritz Kreisler in those shabby clothes?" jeered the policeman. "You phony! You're no more Fritz Kreisler than I am. You're nothing but a crook who has stolen Kreisler's violin. Come with us to the station." He began to tug at the violinist's arm.

Kreisler's boat would sail within the hour, and there was no time to dawdle. The violinist hadto think fast.

Looking around he saw a record player in the shop. "Do you have any of Kreisler recordings?" he asked the proprietor.

Luckily, one was handy."The Old Refrain", and the man put the recording on the machine.

When the recording ended, Kreisler picked up his violin and played the same number. "Now are you satisfied?" he asked.

The red-faced proprietor and the two policemen began to apologize as Kreisler rushed from the shop and headed for his ship.

Part C

A Hectic Monday Morning

It was a hectic Monday morning. Everyone at our 1)employment agency was busy working on the 2) job-matching program. Suddenly the computers in our office 3) broke down. And we couldn't run the program which we knew was 4)essential /to the counselors and their clients; As the 'down' time went from minutes to half an hour and to an hour, we were all 5) frustrated.

'Look,' shouted a colleague of mine, pointing at the screens. 6) There on the terminal screens appeared a single sentence typed in by an annoyed counselor. It read: 'May the fleas of a thousand camels spread all over your circuit box!' 7) Before the laughter in the office could die down, the computers blinked and went back into action.

We were all amazed. 8) It seemed that the power of the Middle East extended far beyond the oil fields.

Part D

The Blonde and the Lawyer

A blonde and a lawyer were seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York. The lawyer asked her if she would like to play a fun game with him.

The blonde, tired, just wanted to take a nap. She politely declined and rolled over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persisted and explained that the game was easy and a lot of fun. He explained, "I'11 ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and vice versa." Again, she declined and tried to get some sleep. The lawyer, now anxious and nervous, said, "OK, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $500."

This caught the blonde's attention and as she figured there would be no end to this torment unless she played, she agreed to the game.

The lawyer asked the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" Without saying a word, the blonde reached into her purse, pulled out a $5 bill and handed it to the lawyer.

"OK," said the lawyer, "your turn." She asked the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"

The lawyer, puzzled, took out his laptop computer and searched all his references, no answer. He searched the Internet and the Library of Congress, still no answer. Frustrated, he sent e-mails to all his friends and co-workers, to no avail. After an hour, he woke up the blonde, and handed her $500. "Thank you," the blonde said and turned back to get some more sleep.

The lawyer, who was a bit angry, woke her up again and asked, "Well, what's the answer?"

Without a word, the blonde reached into her purse, handed the lawyer $5, and went back to sleep,

大学体验英语综合教程一（第二版）课后翻译答案 第一单元为“自从有了移动电话后，他再也没有给朋友写信了

unit 1

passage A

1 He has no longer written to his friends ever since he got a mobile phone.

2 Even though he is very busy, he spends at least two hours every day surfing the Internet in order to know about the latest developments in this field.

3 Professor Li gave a short speech at the commencement. His words were / What he said was strongly impressed upon my memory.

4 Talking of the final exams, the students were not nervous at all. There was full confidence on every one's face.

5 To write a short passage of about 100 words in 30 minutes would be a snap to most students in their class

passage B

1 I've found myself having great interest in spoken English.

2 Driving on the highway, I realized that enormous changes had taken place in China's highway system in recent years

3 I can hardly believe that he has learned how to work a computer so quickly / in such a short time.

4 Three years has passed, and the final moment has come. In less than two weeks, I will return home / go back to my country.

5 I know a lot of people who can't wait to go abroad, but I prefer to stay with my family in my own country.

unit 2

passage A

1 His life experiences have always been playing an big role in his academic career.

2 The restaurant has recently extended its opening hours / business hours.

3 I've just read an interesting book which has a new approach to Shakespeare.

4 With the wide use of email, the issue of spam has drawn much concern.

5 In traditional / conventional education there are more limitations on communication and interaction between teachers and students than there are in online education

passage B

1 Jim had no intention of arguing / to argue with him, since it's obvious who was right and who was wrong.

2 To my surprise, it was the chance meeting with Prof. Wilson that later on afforded me an opportunity to study at his university as an exchange student

3 Our university will extend the opening hours of the library and the classrooms to meet the students' needs at the highest possible level.

4 The development of information technology has begun to have profound effects on all aspects of social life.

5 We have no doubt that, with his high level of English, he will surely have an excellent performance in the university-wide English speech contest.

unit 3

passage A

1 Something is wrong with the piano, but I can't put my finger on what it is.

2 Apart from being too large, the trousers don't match my jacket, either.

3 I love pop music, for whatever reasons.

4 He has great interest in foreign cultures, often browsing through piles of books to look for any useful information.

5 Opinions on whether we should open up a new society vary a great deal.

passage B

1 You can't get to the island other than by boat.

2 Some students are crazy about pop music while others prefer classical music.

3 The media are playing an increasing role in leading clothing fashions.

4 I tried every means to get a copy of his newly issued album, but failed.

5  Without the encouragement and help of my friends, I would have quit school.

unit 5

passage A

1 The audience must have missed their musical performance, or they would have spoken highly of it.

2 Somehow she could sense her mother's deep concern though she was far away from home.

3 The operator had to spend two hours or so on her way from her home to the workplace every day.

4 He appreciated her sympathy and understanding, which meant a lot to him during that time.

5 She finally arrived at a telephone booth and put in the coins before dialing Paris.

passage B

1 The better you can use a computer, the more likely you are to find a job as a secretary.

2 He'd like to share information with his colleagues by email rather than by telephone.

3 For Americans, it's hard to imagine living in a place where there are no cars.

4 They came to the conclusion that it'll be cheaper in the long run to use real leather because it will last longer.

5 These days he has been involved in seeking out effective websites.

unit 7

passage A

1 The trade negotiation is a big success, so it can be uniquely beneficial to both parties.

2 Our classmates have been involved, one way or another, in the activities organized by the Student Union.

3 It's one of the most desirable jobs available to a man without higher education.

4 Doing research can spur undergraduate students' independent thinking and effective learning.

5 The cost of tuition continues to climb each year, which has constituted a heavy burden upon students from poverty-stricken backgrounds

passage B

1 The new era calls for creativity among the work force, rather than just loyalty to the employer.

2 The shipping company, starting with nothing in 1952, has bloomed into a leading enterprise in the shipping industry.

3 Haier's success lies in its management system that has been envied and emulated worldwide.

4 The joint venture has established a goal of increasing the total sales of this year by 50%

5 I've tried to stop smoking several times, but it's really difficult for me to quit smoking for good.

大学体验英语综合教程1第三版unit1-4单元课后作业第四题答案

u1：1.responsible   2.ultimatel,   3.stains   4.highlight   5.sparkled

6.sample   7.involve    8.historic   9.remarkable    10.surrounded

u2：1. accomplish　2. Ambition　3. obstacles　4. dominates　5. seemingly

6. vision　7. solutions　8. releasing　9. individuals　10. ideal

u3：1.tends,   2.culture,   3.applied,   4.bored,   5.secure,

6.highly,   7.negative,    8.behavior,   9.avoid,    10.ignored

u4： 1.undertaken,   2.had intended,   3.resources,   4.inquiries,   5.investigated,

6.recommend,   7.participates,    8.aspects,   9.hesitate,    10.economical

纯手打，望采纳，谢谢~~

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一个很好的平衡life2008-11-08次

一个很好的平衡的生活

一个和谐的生活在今天的世界是必要的。没有一个平衡的生活，一个人既不能正常工作，也不能得到全面的发展。如果没有某种人生的人往往是不平衡和不开心。

我曾经历过巨大的压力在我的学习和工作。我已经厌倦了每天的手段来调整自己缓解压力。最后我找到了一个在我的闲暇时间。闲暇时间对我来说是非常重要和必要的。没有它，我相信我会发疯的。我花了我的大部分时间阅读，听音乐，和我的现实生活中的朋友，或在互联网上我遇见的人。我真的很喜欢走出去到一个安静的地方，读诗或书由怀特曼和罗伯特霜。如果我没有时间做这一切，我不能够处理好生活中的任何事情。读书放松的同时，听音乐对我很重要。如果我感到难过，我听慢歌，而如果我很开心，我喜欢听快节奏的歌曲。音乐是人类共同的语言，能表达不同的情感。它能触及灵魂，或事实上我认为它是灵魂的情感。

我的朋友和网友是我leisrue和社交的一部分。朋友一直对我很重要。他是有骨气的我所做的一切。我的好朋友总是给我在任何情况下我。没有他们，我就不会LED健康，平衡的生活。不久前我经历了一段短时间的抑郁症。我落下了我所有的工作都停下来跟我的朋友们。这样持续了一个星期之后，在我的好朋友把我拉到一边，并邀请我同她一起散步。我们讨论了什么是发生在我身上，她帮我弄清楚我到底想做什么。我不知道如果她没有去过那里发生了什么。

很多东西加有一个平衡的生活。应力可以是一个非常危险的和烦人的经历。它可以导致抑郁和不快。但是当它发生的时候，你可以做其他的东西比等，跟你的朋友或听音乐。你不觉得你应该一直强调和沮丧。

保持均衡的生活是非常重要的。没有一定的平衡，这是很难得到的日常生活中。和创造性的利用闲暇时间起着至关重要的作用。